And The Prize For Old News Goes To The Doping Games As It Launches With A Record That Breaks No Records
If Kristian Gkolomeev has set any 'world' records in the 50 free, they are records of one man in an event never held before. I just chucked a pen that ran out of ink in the trash from 6 meres away: World Record! We can all be legends in our own living rooms.
The doping games got off the blocks faster than the truth had a chance to get its pants on, to coin Churchill's insight, when project enhancement launched in Las Vegas yesterday.
Let's start by breaking down the words of Kristian Gkolomeev, a swimmer retired from the anti-doping pool as the Doping Games announced he'd clocked a 20.89 50 free in a banned shiny suit, to mention one of the enhancements noted in an Enhanced press release.
“This isn’t just about breaking records. It’s about breaking limits. The Enhanced Games gave me the resources and the team to unlock a new level of performance – and now the whole world can see what’s possible.”
- “This isn’t just about breaking records." - In fact, it is not about breaking existing records at all. No enhanced athlete is eligible to break any record set under the WADA Code.
